How else to explain the "Man Vs. Wild" star's self-enema?
I think that it was in the third Arsole novel that the dastardly master of evil enemation uses seawater to enemate a sailor. Surely Bear Grylls, from England, is aware of Arsole's exploits, and making cheeky reference to it in this scene.
The enema can help... the enema can hurt... the enema can KILL!
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